Showing posts with label Gnawing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gnawing. Show all posts

Friday, April 27, 2007

Return of the Sharp-Toothed Vermin

The mice have been gnawing again, leaving traces of themselves all over my workspace. I see whiskers and droppings and bits of sawdust from the walls. I can hear them chewing in the silence, when I am reading or staring at the blank computer screen. After several more pleas to the property management company, this is the note I received from the building manager:

Hey zombie [sic] guy –

I’m not supposed to give you anything, but this should get rid of those rats of yours.

Charlie
Bldg. Manager


I sprinkled the poison around the places where the mice have been getting in, but it hasn’t been working. Nothing works.

Nothing.

Does anyone have any suggestions?