Wednesday, November 15, 2006

So-Called 'Zombie Movies'

My email box has been recently flooded with questions about so-called “zombie movies” (as well as advertisements for low-rate mortgages and Viagra, neither of which I require at this time). In particular, I’d like to respond to Stnrdude126’s comment on his favorite “zombie” movies by reiterating the fact that these films are as offensive to anyone with PMMS as Birth of a Nation is to African Americans. Please keep reading, Stnrdude126, as I will attempt in my next entry to give you a sense of some of the true cultural import of the Tzombi.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

But dude, Waking Dead rocks because the zombies end up killing everyone in the end.

Anonymous said...

Is it Waking Dead or Walking Dead? I’ve seen Walking Dead, and it’s totally lame.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you. Walking Dead rocks.

Anonymous said...

Oh, wait. It’s Waking Dead that rocks. Walking Dead is totally lame.

Anonymous said...

SQUADRON OF THE LIVING DEAD—sucks
AFTER DEATH—sucks
ISOTOPE 97—rocks
GRAVEYARD—sucks
GRAVEYARD II: REVENGE OF THE UNDEAD—rocks
RED DEMON VS. THE BRAIN EATERS—rocks

Anonymous said...

PIT OF THE LIVING DEAD—rocks
HORROR RISES FROM THE CRYPT—rocks
CORPSES WITH ATTITUDE—sucks
THE MANSION OF THE ZOMBIES—sucks